Greenwashing is out. Actual impact is in.
You care. Your customers care. But sustainability theater isn’t cutting it.
B Corp forms, vague 1% offsets, and cute tree emojis won’t save the planet.
Get real climate action — handled for you.
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It's like hiring a whole dang climate-fixing team, but with zero overhead.
Customers subscribe. You take the credit. We're the loudmouths who get sh*t done.
Brands that drive real impact win trust, sales, and loyalty.1
We both know you're already doing the work. So you shouldn't have to shell out for empty points and badges that don't even do anything.
Instead, make it stupid-easy for people to spend with you. Give your fans triple the action and sasstivist bragging rights:
Customers feel good when they support a good company
Duh, that's you. Just be yourself.
100% of their donated dollars go directly toward a single-mission climate solution
Oh hayyy! That's where we come in.
Everyone gets a chuckle from yelling at dumb people and bad companies who can't get it together
Yep, also us. We love calling 'em out. (Seriously, don't be one of those idiots.)
F*ck the forms. Let's do the work.
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1Deloitte said this after asking 20,000 people. And we heard they're pretty smart.
At Climate Karen, we’re only after straight-up action to reverse damage.
Funds are fast-tracked to badass climate fixers. We stuck our noses in their business — digging, poking, prodding, and side-eyeing. We only work with orgs that pass the Karen test.
We literally put carbon dioxide back in the ground with Climeworks, a TIME100 innovator.
We plant native trees in Uganda and Kenya with UN-recognized Trees for the Future.
We clean up plastic waste with rePurpose Global before it chokes our oceans.
Want more reasons to love us?
This is plug-and-play planet repair.
Like a subscription snack box on your website. But rather than munching on monthly treats, your customers are buying their own livable future.
Respect the idea of 1% for the Planet but frustrated that no one seems to know where their money goes?
Want to be a B Corp but don’t have 7 months 2 years and an emotional support intern?
Climate Karen gets you going in a week, making a difference that your customers actually understand.
This is how it works:
Pick your climate vibe
Suck carbon, plant trees, clean up plastic... it's an à la carte menu of legit ways to unf*ck our planet. Choose what matches your brand best.
Drop it into your store
Create a new SKU and we’ll hand you everything else — copy, visuals, and setup instructions. Easy enough to launch over lunch.
Your customers buy it
Promote the heck out of it! Shoppers add climate action to their cart, just like buying a cozy pair of warm socks. Except this time we're cooling things down.
We handle the rest
We run the ops, verify the science, and send the receipts. You look great. The Earth breathes easier.
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Listen, bitchin' ain't easy.
We're way too busy helping companies like yours go from vague intentions to measurable outcomes.
Just chill out. And check back later for rave reviews from friends like Grove Collaborative.
When the house is already on fire, don’t show up with a spray bottle.
The world needs Karens who won’t shut up about shutting the lid on this dumpster fire.
Help us rally more loudmouths. Why the hell would you not?
Book a call or give us cash to kill some CO2!
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