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What will my dollars do, exactly?
$10 = 10 Trees
Shade and spite in one petty package.
Feel smug about a symbolic middle finger to deforestation.
$15 = 10lb Plastic
C'mon, it’s less than a Netflix subscription.
Watch ‘Is It Cake?’ or remove an ocean raft of microplastic regret?
$25 = 100lb CO₂
Enough to cover your weekend road trip emissions.
Or offset a couple Amazon orders you definitely didn’t need.
$45 = 40lb Plastic
Clear out hundreds of those big 2-liter bottles.
Make space for at least two dozen chonky Gentoo Penguins.
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You’re backing carbon-suckers, ocean-cleaners, and tree-planters:
→ Sci-fi worthy future tech.
→ Jobs to lift families out of poverty.
→ Forest gardens that feed whole communities.
And yes, you're enabling the loudmouths who publicly roast companies for single-use crap.
So let's get to work!
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Psst! What are you doing down here??
We said *scroll up* silly. Better not see your face again.
Take me back to the main page. I like the jokes, but I don't wanna make a scene.
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